Tagged: Fresno State Football

How The Hell Did The Director Of This Commercial Get Coach Fu To Actually Have A Little Fun?

Coach Hill must be hella excited about the home schedule the Dogs have this season:

  • 9/04 Cincinnati
  • 10/2 Cal Poly
  • 10/9 Hawaii
  • 10/13 New Mexico State
  • 11/13 Nevada
  • 11/27 Idaho
  • 12/03 Illinois

Wonder if Pat Hill was still having fun when he learned that Boise State is going to have their FieldTurf replaced for free when he's still stuck with his sorry lookin' grass. Side rant: Frankly we think the natural grass looks way better than any field turf could (blue or not), even if it doesn't hold up well. But for some reason, coaches really get boners for FieldTurf.

BATTLES: ROLLER GIRRLS VS FS FOOTBALL

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Fresno. Saturday night you have two major sporting choices: Watch Fresno State play Idaho or watch Fresno's Smog City Roller Grrls match up against Central Coast. I love both choices. Each have their good and bad points.

Sounds like we need a good old Fresnan style: BATTLE

  • Fresno State game will have tailgating with barbecue, beer and drunks roaming around looking for port-a-johns. Roller Grrls… I guess you could tailgate in the Convention Center parking garage, if you keep it on the DL.
  • Fresno State game will have Smash Mouth playing at Bulldog Blvd. Roller Grrls will have Patrick Contreras playing during one of the breaks.
  • Fresno State game will have plenty of food and drinks on the inside (just no alcohol). The Roller Grrls bout will have some food and plenty of beer or mix drinks.
  • Fresno State game will have Pat Hill and his FuManchu roaming the sidelines. The Roller Grrls will have Lola La Chola roaming the stands.
  • Fresno State game will have possible future NFL stars like Ryan Mathews. The Roller Grrls will have current superstar Betty Rocker.
  • Fresno State game tickets cost $25 to $50. Roller Grrl tix are $12 before, $15 at door.
  • Fresno State game has bouncy cheerleaders. Roller Grrl bout has the possibility of wardrobe malfunctions in the heat of a bout.

Tough, tough, tough call. Decision after we continue…

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